HanAccording to Netflix, last night I watched half the Takens and all the Insidiouses-es. All of them!
Relax. You probably just sleep-watched them. And you probably also sleep-ordered 28 boxes of tampons on Amazon.
HanMax, you hacked into my accounts? That's illegal! And beyond what I thought you were intellectually capable of!
Not much of a hack when the password is "Hanstoppable."
That's a breach of trust, girls. Did you order me those shoes?
HanDammit! I should have gone with "Han Golden Pond."
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