Bianca, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. And if it turns out we have afterlives, I wanna spend those together, too.
Cameron--
Think about it. We could have a really cool moniker, like Biameron or Camianca. You pick.
All S1
S1 E9Fight for Your Right
I've seen rad flags from you ever since I met you. In fact, you look like communist China!
Oh, I know what you're up to. I've seen those crappy teen movies.
Oh, me too. But aren't you supposed to show up much later ... wearing a hockey mask.
And you'll be the first to go.
S1 E10Don't Leave Me This Way
Kat': Either live with the guilt or tell Chastity.
Bianca': I would, but I prefer to keep my intestines inside my body.
Joey': (holding a newspaper) Good news, baby. The war in Azerbijackistan is over.
(to Bianca) Okay, his behavior's becoming so erratic. He's like my grandma before we put her on meds.
Oh, my God! Do you mean to tell me the students have to leave their Uzis and heroin at home?
Dad, this isn't a joke.
How about knives and crack?
(after Cameron agreed to become friends again with Bianca)
'You're my best friend'? First, you already got a best friend. (points to himself) And second, she's just not that into you.
Hey, she's still transitioning into seeing me as a viable heterosexual.
Haven't you ever known something deep in your heart?
I'm 15. I know things deep in my pants.
I don't even know if she ever loved me. Not the real me. I was just this gorgeous status accessory, like Paris Hilton's poodle.
Girls like Chastity don't like other girls playing with their poodles... even if they've given their poodles away. And Chastity can be really mean.
That's why I'm ready to be with someone really sweet, like you. Take you, for example.
(talking to his father on the phone) Ditch these stupid uniforms, or I'll tell Mommy how I found out... that your executive assistant doesn't wear a bra.
I don't get this, Kat. You always wanted to go to an Ivy League school.
They'll appreciate my social conscience.
No. They'll label you a problem student. You know how competitive it is. They'll look for some reason to reject you. It's like enlisting in the army and writing down, 'Oh, by the way, I'm gay.'
S1 E11Da Repercussions
(As punishment) You're painting the living room tomorrow. Just in case you don't get into college, you'll have a skill to make a living.
You're skipping class to make out with your boyfriend?!
Just the last 10 minutes. Besides, it's history, I already know how it ends – everyone dies.
So let me get this straight, you're going to punish my daughter for trying to get a good grade?
PHPrincipal Holland
Well, I'm sure as hell not going to reward her for breaching out costly yet apparently crap security system. … Kat's in my office more often than that boy who randomly bites peoples necks – damn this vampire craze.
(On the phone) Hey Kat, it's your sister calling from a deserted parking lot. (Fakes talking to someone else) Oh, hello creepy man in a van, no I don't need a ride, my sister's picking me up. Thanks. (Turns back to the phone). Call me!
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