TV show quotes
[Patrick], you cannot come in. If my dad sees you here, his head will explode and I'll have to repaint.
Your dad's at work, how's he going to see me – hidden cameras?
Kat': (Serious) Yes.
Come on, I'll help you paint. It's the least I can do, I mean, you did get suspended for me.
Don't flatter yourself. I got suspended for my principles. I just fled the scene with you.
[talking about her dad] Now he wants you come to dinner.
I'll pass.
I told it was stupid, but he's affraid you're bad influence on me
Huh [he touches her chin] I wonder why [smiling]
Oh. Hi, honey. How was your day? Did you invite the man-boy to-
(about Patrick) He's not coming to dinner. He didn't want to summit to the inquisition. Are you happy now?
Of course I'm not happy. Kat, if this boy really liked you, he'd make the effort.
Thank you for saying that out loud, dad. That really makes me feel so much better
(Noting that Bianca's date obviously didn't go well) Please tell me what Joey did to you.
Can you just leave me in peace with my ice cream and Sex in the City marathon, please.
Did he try to have sex in your city?
Ugh! I don't want to talk about it right now, dad. Why didn't they make you with an "off" switch.
(Deciding where to eat) How 'bout Hell's Steakhouse, I'm dying for a rib-eye.
You know I don't eat anything with a face.
They usually cut that part off before they serve it to you.
You don't say? How 'bout Vegan Nirvana?
No thanks, I'll just chew on a tree and save twenty bucks.
You know what… I'll just drive, we'll find something
Can I just crash here? I got kicked out.
What happened?
I wet the bed.
Patrick, seriously.
If you're gonna keep talking all night, I'll just sleep in the park.
No, stay. If you were horrifically murdered, it would really ruin my day.
And you know what the worst part is? He didn't try to stop me.
I'm stopping you.
You see? This is what the world needs: more sex, less war.
Now, if that would be you campaign slogan you would've won.
Can I ask you a favour?
Huh
Don't break my heart, OK?
OK.
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