Why don't you wear that nice one you wore to last year's school play?
It was my costume. I was playing Helen Keller.
It was very flattering. Even she could see that.
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S1 E8Dance Little Sister
Oh my God! I look like a princess! This is my first date, and I'm so excited I think I might pee my pants.
(showing images from laptop) This is the baby crowning. Ooh, this is what placenta looks like. Here is the father cutting the cord. Of course, that's only symbolic because he's responsible for that baby for the rest of his life.
Got it. Sex makes babies.
(to Kat) I was just showing your friend with the disturbingly deep voice who looks much older than 17 what could happen if he's not careful. (firmly grips Patrick by his shoulder) And by careful, I don't mean use a condom. I mean, keep it in your pants.
I didn't get to show off this dress. I didn't get to slow-dance. I didn't get my first kiss. Beau is such a jerk!
He's king of the jerks! He rules Jerklandia!
(at the Fall Fling)
I'd hardly call this dancing. These kids are just dry-humping to music.
In that case, care to dance?
You know, Dad warns us everyday about getting pregnant.
You're lucky. He warns me twice a day.
Yeah, well, he never mentions all the other ways a guy can screw you.
Amen, sister.
S1 E9Fight for Your Right
But you're gay!
I'm not gay! At all! In fact, you're gayer than I am because you kissed a girl.
That was for money.
See, I could never kiss a guy for money, except for Johnny Depp.
Dad, it's healthy for us to spend time apart so we don't get sick of each other.
Oh, I see. When you said, 'wait here' at the dance... you really meant for, like, six days.
If you ever returned a phone call, you'd know I didn't bail on you. I got arrested.
Oh, and here I thought you were just a jerk. Turns out you're also a criminal.
(Dawn and Bianca being carried and rocked by the people at the party)
DDawn
Oh, my God, guys. Don't drop me.
Thank God I wore my good underwear tonight.
DDawn
Thank God I wore underwear!
C1Cheerleader #1
So before a game, I spray a tiny bit of hair spray on my butt, so my leotard won't ride up.
C2Cheerleader #2
Unless we're trying to distract the other team, and then we skip the hair spray.
(sees Kat's shirt all wet) Look at you. Maybe you should change your shirt.
(drunk) Maybe you should change your face! (laughs)
Joey, sweetie, in an effort to support your modeling career... I'm gonna let you practice your stupid little runway walk... all the way home.
We should sing one of the songs with the two people when they do it together.
A duet?
Oh... I don't say this often enough, Bianca, but you're so smart... and prettiful. ]
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