So, you snuck out of the house to go to a party, but you had the wrong address. How does that humiliation taste?
Like your stupid soy burgers.
All S1
S1 E3Won't Get Fooled Again
Bianca, calm down. I'll take you to the party... and I'll just wait for you in the car outside.
Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a BabyBjörn?
[referring to Bianca] If she is your little flower, what am I?
You're my big, tough cactus!
Green, spiny and phallic. That's great, Dad.
BSBianca Stratford
When I go out, I have to file the flight plans with the FAA. But she gets to go out without questions asked?
[to Kat] Gonna drink?
No.
Drugs?
No.
Sex?
Gross.
[to Bianca] Satisfied?
S1 E4Don't Give a Damn About My Bad Reputation
I think I finally figured you out. Drop trash on me, drag we in a detention, steal my backpack; you're obsessed with me.
Hmm. What can I say? We and me in this sexy vests, picking up trash, this sweet scent of garbage in the air... Welcome to my dream date.
PVPatrick Verona
You can go.
No. no, no ,no. I'm not gonna go.
PVPatrick Verona
Because you're obsessed with me.
BSBianca Stratford
I have a big fat favour to ask.
CCChastity Church
Uh - I don't respond to fat.
BSBianca Stratford
Okay, small skinny favour then.
S1 E5Don't Give Up
(Walter arrives at the school auto shop to discover that Kat has disassembled many pieces from her car)
Why didn't you call me earlier?
This is a car, not a uterus.
(to Bianca) Listen, Joey has the attention span of a Cheerio, so keep him focused, OK?
(to a shirtless Cameron) Man, I really admire you for busting stereotypes. I'm actually trying to do the same thing. I wanna show the world that straight guys can be models, in the same way that you're trying to show the world that... that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs.
How can I call myself an environmentalist when I'm single-handedly exterminating polar bears with my Chernobyl-mobile?
(to Joey about her dad) I'm sorry. He has some sort of disease that makes him cranky. I think it's man-opause.
(referring to Bianca) You know what? I don't want to get over her. I want to be the guy in the movie who never gives up and eventually gets the girl.
Yeah. I don't watch those movies... unless there's nudity.
(The guys are watching Kat working on her car)
RRay
Twenty says she quits by the end of the day.
BBrad
Oh, come on if everyone bets against her, there's no point in having a pool.
RRay
Patrick?
BBrad
Do you wanna bet on her?
Not while she's anywhere near power-tools.
(Kat looks up and gives them all a dirty look and walks over.)
I'll bet on myself.
BBrad
Careful, that money could buy you a bunch of tampons.
(Brad and Ray bump fists and walk away laughing.)
I got to go tell the coach before he gives my jersey away.
Um, don't worry. It has your name on it.
I know, which is why I don't want him to give it away! Duh?
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