10 Things I Hate About You quotes

I thought I'd learn the routine because, God forbid, someone gets sick or hurt or pregnant. Thanks a lot, Juno!

Chastity

[about the fund-raiser] Okay, but no bake sale. The last thing this school needs is more fat people

Kat

High school is like Vietnam and these stupid flowers are Agent Orange.

Kat

[about the yearbook pictures she took] It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everybody is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.

Kat

[after Walter suggests to Bianca to have a car wash for a fund raiser] Great idea, Dad! Half-naked cheerleaders, wet and soapy, standing on a street asking for money.

Dr. Walter Stratford

No car wash.

Daddy.

Dr. Walter Stratford

No car wash!

So you're not hoping to get a carnation? Not even a little tiny bit?

Kat

From who? Every guy here has the depth of an inflatable kiddy pool.

Mail me to another family.

Okay, but first, here's your dad's package.

I don't wanna think about my dad's package.

That was awesome. It's like your mouth knows kung-fu!

Kat

Leave... me... alone!

Kat

I just have one thing to say to you. I'm not that girl.

What girl?

Kat

The girl who's turned on by the spat boy crap. I'm not skipping home to scribble in my journal that maybe you're a vampire.

Noted.

(about Chastity) Kat was right. For a popular girl, she is a teenage Long Duk Dong.

Cameron

I'm sorry, who?

The dictator of North Korea.

You girls are late. Where were you?

We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.

Kat

(about the yearbook pictures she took) It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everybody is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.

(About the fundraiser) Okay, but no bake sale. The last thing this school needs is more fat people.

[to Kat] Looking for me.

Kat

Yes, if you were the ladies' room.