Sweet! My J-Phone just downloaded three new shows and two movie previews!
Oh, will you quit showing off your fancy Asian phone?
Ooh, what, you're not gonna say it's drippin?
Hey, hey. Don't you mock drippin'. Don't you mock my new word!
'Scuse me, is that the J-Phone, from Japan?
Yeah, but uh... [whispers] Don't say anything okay? They're not legal in America. [winks]
I'm aware of that. [takes the J-Phone from Logan]
Hey!
[Chief Beck holds a scanner next to the J-Phone and after a few seconds the screen on the scanner reads "FREQUENCY 452.8 RPT"]
Dean Rivers, can you come over here please?
[Dean Rivers walks over]
[shows him the J-Phone] Here's what's been setting off the fire alarm every night. [points at Logan] This kid's cellphone.
Huh?
It's called a J-Phone, made in Japan. They're illegal in the U.S. because they operate on restricted frequencies used by police and fire departments. [glares at Logan] Frequencies that set off fire alarms.
You're a dead man, Reese.
Yeah!
[Logan glances nervously at the crowd of angry boys gathered behind him]
[laughs] Right, I'm sure you're all just gonna beat me up, right here in front of Dean Rivers.
Chief Beck, our coffee's ready!
Oh! Coffee!
Let's get some.
[Chief Beck and Dean Rivers walk away]
Uh, Dean Rivers? [the boys move towards him] Dean? Sir!
Uh... [clears throat] Run. [Logan runs]
Let's get him! [the other boys form an angry mob and run after Logan, except Chase and Michael]
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