Kaiba quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Joey

That Leviathan's a goner! It's 3 on 1 up there!

I see you can count! Unfortunately, numbers aren't everything!

You can do this, Pharaoh!

My Leviathan is fueled by the darkness of my prisoners!

Wrong, Dartz! I was able to transform the darkness in their hearts to light! A light which now fuels MY beasts!

NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, PHARAOH?!?!

Hey, look! I guess the Gods did pull through!

Joey

Told ya! That means everyone Dartz captured is free!

[offers Mokuba to give him the microphone; speaks to the crowd] All right… I'm gonna make this brief. This is not a show. It's the ultimate test of survival, and it will push everyone involved to their limits. If you came for a friendly game, then I'd suggest you go home. This is a ruthless battle! And in the end, only one duelist will remain standing! Now, if everyone's clear, let's move on! From this moment forward, Kaibaland is a battlefield! So trust no one, and may the best duelist win!

[chanting] Kaiba! Kaiba! Kaiba! Kaiba! Kaiba! Kaiba!

Joey

That show-off! He's just lucky he's not dueling!

[thinking] I know one of these punks is trying to ruin me! And before this tournament's over, I'm gonna find out who!

Joey

He summoned three monsters at once!

And Kaiba's Life Points are defenseless! So if Zigfried attacks with all three Valkyries, the duel's done!

Mokuba

Come on, bro!

Looks like we've reached the finale before we even begun. Auf Wiederssen! Valkyrie Zweite, attack his Life Points directly with Galloping Gash!

I activate my facedown card! Go, Negate Attack! Looks like you're out of luck, and you're Valkyrie's out of steam.

Awesome! Thanks to Kaiba's card, Zigfried's turn is over! So his three Valkyries go back to his deck!

Well, what are you waiting for, Zigfried? Call off your ponies! Their moment in the spotlight is over!

[snickers sinisterly, revealing he activated a magic card] Thanks to this card, they've added a second performance!

Oh, no!

Oh, yes! Time for an encore! So why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show! Valkyrie Zweite, attack him directly!

He's cheating!

Mokuba

Yeah, those Valkyries should've returned to Zigfried's deck!

Hey, watch out!

What do you think you're doing?!

Winning, of course! You see, Mischief of the Time Goddess allows me to skip your turn, then I can pick up where I left off! Wiping out the remainder of your Life Points! So let's try this again.

Mokuba

Seto! No!

Not so fast! I reveal my Magical Trick Mirror! Here's the deal: it activates a magic card from your graveyard! And I choose Mischief of the Time Goddess!

Not that!

Let's see how you like it! Now your turn is skipped!

Joey

He just bought himself a second chance. Don't screw this up, rich boy.

Tristan

Dude, this duel is gonna be awesome!

Joey

Yeah, Yugi vs. the Pharaoh? That's as good as it gets.

Tristan

What's up, Téa?

Joey

You gotta use the little girl's room?

Not quite. I was just wondering why we had to rush into all this so soon. This could be our final chance to hang out with the Pharaoh before he leaves us for good.

Tristan

That's true. I was so pumped up for this duel, I forgot this might be his last one.

Yeah, me too.

Ishizu

My friends… I know how difficult this must be, however, Yugi and the Pharaoh must carry out this battle ritual as quickly as possible. If too much time should pass, our window of opportunity will close.

We all know how you feel, Téa, but this is what's best for the Pharaoh. He doesn't belong in our world, and now his spirit finally has a chance to go home.

[sighs, then lightens up] You're right. Let's do this.

Joey

I probably don't say this as often as I should, Téa, but you know, you're one of the bravest people I ever met. I know this is tough for you, and I just want to say I'm proud.

If you dorks start holding each other's hands, then I'm out of here. I didn't come here to listen to your lame friendship speeches.

Joey

Maybe if you had some friends, you wouldn't feel that way!

Tristan

That was harsh, man.

Joey

Oh, like he didn't deserve it?

[joins his three gadgets to his Moving Fortress] Whenever these three gadget monsters are on the field at the same time, they're able to raise the attack strength of my Moving Fortress to 3,000 points!

Joey

I taught that kid everything he knows, folks!

Stronghold the Moving Fortress, attack! Steel Gear Crush! [his monster then gets trapped in the Swords of Revealing Light] What happened to my Stronghold?!

He's trapped, thanks to my Bounce Spell! This magic card allowed me to transfer the effect of your Swords of Revealing Light to your monster! Now it can't attack for three more turns.

[thinking] Whoa! Now what am I gonna do? I wasn't expecting that. I guess the Pharaoh really is trying his hardest to defeat me. [speaking] I switch my Green Gadget into defense mode and end my turn.

[thinking] Yugi, in my heart, I hope you win. But that doesn't mean I plan to go easy on you. [speaking] It's my move. [draws] And I'll start by sending my monster to the graveyard in order to activate the magic card, Tricky Spell 4! This allows me to summon as many Tricky tokens as you have monsters on the field. That gives me four monsters as well!

Mokuba

Whoa, the taller Yugi just evened it all up!

Not exactly. If he's about to do what I think he is, then he's way ahead of the game.

I'm not finished yet. Not even close! I'm taking this duel to the next level!

No way!

I knew it.

I sacrifice, my Queen's Knight, my Jack's Knight, and my King's Knight!

Is he…?!

He is!

[chanting] Almighty protector of the sun and sky, I beg of thee, please heed my cry.

Ishizu

The ancient chant! He knows it!

Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. I beseech thee, grace our humble game. But first I shall...call out thy name, WINGED DRAGON OF RA!!! Behold, the third Egyptian God!

This isn't exactly brain surgery here, folks. It's pretty obvious that only one of the two Yugi twins inherited the dueling skills, so why even watch? Looks like his little secret is out. Yugi can't duel his way out of a paper bag, so he got his look-alike to duel for him. [starts to walk away]

Joey

Get back here, rich boy! This duel ain't over till it's over!

Tristan

Joey's right!

Yeah, how 'bout showing a little respect?!

Do you losers honestly believe that Yugi can still win?

Joey

You bet!

Then answer me this: What possible combination of cards would you use to defeat all three Egyptian Gods?

Joey

What's your point?

I rest my case. You're as clueless as Yugi is.

Joey

Look, pal, I may not have the answer, but there is one! Come on, Marik, you're the expert here. What's their weakness?

Well, individually, they have drawbacks, but when all three are together, they're practically indestructible.

Ishizu

Only fate can decide the outcome of this ritual. If Yugi is unable to defeat his alter ego, then the two are not yet meant to separate from one another. If this occurs, the Pharaoh will be trapped here for another 5,000 years.

That's not fair. [thinking] I'm so confused. I want the Pharaoh to stay, but not if it means trapping him against his will.

Mokuba

[surprised after Yugi defeated the three Egyptian Gods] Whoa! No way!

I guess Yugi really did have a plan, after all.

Joey

Did you see that?!

He beat the Egyptian Gods?

Duke

In one move?!

Joey

And I never expected any less from you, Yuge.

[holding hands and dancing in a circle; singing happily] He did it, he did it! He's better than the Pharaoh!

No offense, of course.

Tristan

So this is the end? Feels weird.

Joey

Yeah...

What were you geeks expecting?

Joey

Fireworks, sappy music... something! At least make one of your little wrap up speeches, Yug.

Well, sometimes the end of one adventure is just the beginning of another.

Joey

Ah, much better.