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Joey Wheeler quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Played by Hiroki Takahashi · 196 quotes · page 2 of 14

Joey Wheeler

Played by Hiroki Takahashi

Yu-Gi-Oh! · 597 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Yu-Gi-Oh!: in 196 of its 597 quotes
Most scenes with: Tristan Taylor (90), Yami Yugi (67), Yugi (60)

Scenes with Joey Wheeler 190

[After Kemo knocks the star chips off of Mokuba into the ocean]

Joey

[to Kemo] What gives! A bunch those star chips belongs to Yugi, You big jerk!

I am so sorry, Yugi.

KKemo

Ha! You losers should keep a tighter grip on your valuables, don't you think? Then accidents like that wouldn't happen. [grabs Mokuba] Now... [Joey, Yami Yugi Tea and Tristan gasp] Let's go, you. Back to the cage. This little ingrate is a special guest of Mr. Maximillion Pegasus, And he's been invited to attend a special dinner in his honor back at the castle. Right, Mokuba?

Yugi!

Hold on!

KKemo

Huh?

I still have of my star chips left. I challenge you to a duel, And if I win, Mokuba comes with us.

KKemo

Hmm. I don't know why you'd risk your chips for this punk, But if that's how you want to waste your last star chips, Then meet me back at arena 146 In exactly hours. You'll have your duel.

[Yugi and his friends are about to start a duel against Bakura who is controlled by the evil spirit of the Millenium Ring]

Before we get started there's a little something I'd like to share with you all... and especially with you Yugi.

Joey

What's that?

[The Millenium Ring is appearing around Yami Bakura's neck]

Joey

[spooked] This is getting freaky.

YYugi

[stunned] It can't be. A millenium item.

Yes! And the magic of my Millenium Ring will take us to the Shadow Realm!

Joey

Man, I hate magic.

YYugi

Why are you doing this, Bakura?

You have something I want Yugi and I aim to take it.

[Yami Bakura uses the powers of the Millenium Ring to spirit Yugi's and his friends souls away, locking them in their favourite Duel Monster cards]

Their souls have been locked away. And now after waiting for countless centuries, the legendary Millenium Puzzle is mine!

[Yami Bakura tries to grab the Millenium Puzzle, but Yami Yugi takes control of Yugi's body, much to Yami Bakura's surprise and chagrin]

No! It can't be!

You want my Millenium Puzzle? Then, you're going to have to duel me for it.

There is more at stake here then you comprehend and this is one shadow game you cannot win!

[Yugi has used "Monster Reborn" to bring back "Flame Swordsman", which has Joey's soul trapped in it, back on the field]

[coldly] You waste your time and your turns rescuing these foolish mortals.

My friends are never a waste of time. Make your move.

[chuckles] Oh, I'll move and you will lose. This is the play that will end the match and win me your Millenium Puzzle. First, I will play "The Lady of Faith" in attack mode and then the card that will turn your friends against one another... "The Change of Heart".

YYugi

"The Change of Heart"? Isn't that Bakura's favourite card?

And a very magical card it is. With this card I can turn you against your comrades. The very friends you sought to protect you will now destroy.

YYugi

No, I refuse!

You won't have a choice in the matter. "The Change of Heart" card allows me to control any opposing monster and I choose you, little Yugi.

Leave the young one out of this!

Why should I? By simply destroying him might defeat you as well. You're here to die and PROTECT HIM! THEN PROTECT HIM AGAINST THIS!

YYugi

Uhh!

YUGI!

Joey

YUGI!

YUGI!

YYugi

Uhh! Huh?

Joey

It's Bakura!

The real Bakura!

YYugi

Bakura! So your soul was sealed into your favorite card, too!

[sighs] I want to help, but we must act quickly, Yugi.

[Bakura becomes "Lady of Faith".]

I've taken over one of his cards instead of yours.

YYugi

Huh?

I'll control her while you attack me. You can win against the evil Bakura.

YYugi

I can't! I'd be destroying you, sending you to the graveyard.

I don't care it's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit. Do it!

BE QUIET!

I have a better idea. If the evil power of Bakura's Millennium Ring can pull souls from people, perhaps the power of my Millennium Puzzle can put them back.

Joey

All right! Our Bakura's back where he belongs.

But where's the evil dude?

[Yami Bakura becomes "Lady of Faith".]

Uhh! This can't be!

Listen closely, Yugi. Use the power of the Dark Magician sent him to the graveyard now!

YYugi

You got it, Dark magic attack!

[Yami Yugi defeats Yami Bakura and Yami Bakura gets sent to the card graveyard]

Uhh! The Millenium Puzzle was almost mine!

[The Reaper of the Cards approaches Yami Bakura]

[screams in horror]

Joey Wheeler

Oh, no!

Oh, yes! Dragon Zombie, destroy Axe Raider! Deadly Zombie Breath! [Dragon Zombie's decaying breath causes Axe Raider to turn to dust] One down, and one to go. Now your puny swordsman is outnumbered three to one.

I almost couldn't control it! This other presence inside me! He was willing to go all the way against Kaiba!

Joey

Another presence inside you?

What do ya mean? What are you talkin' about, buddy?

Like me, Yugi has some ancient spirit inside him. It has something to do with our Millennium Items.

I'm afraid of this spirit inside me! So afraid, that I can never duel again!

Get up off the floor, Joey.

Joey

Huh?

And quit all your crying, already. You look like a big baby.

Joey

[sniffles] Who’s crying? I got something in my eye. Stupid thing won’t come out.

Here.

Joey

Huh?

Just don’t go blowing your nose in it. You know, Every time I think I’ve got you figured, You surprised me, Joey.

Joey

Huh?

Téa told me about your sister. How your dueling to win the tournament’s prize money for her so she can have that operation. sounded like a bad soap opera, to be honest, but then, who doesn’t love a bad soap opera? Anyway, see you around, hon.

Joey

Huh? Mai’s card.

This duel doesn't count!

Joey Wheeler

Huh?

Doesn't count?

Keith just doesn't know when to give up!

[points at Joey] The entry card that Joey showed to play in this match wasn't even his! Therefore, the duel shouldn't count, and he ought to be disqualified right here!

Joey Wheeler

He's right. My card was missin', so Mai gave me hers, but tell me, Keith, how could you have known that this wasn't my card?

Huh? Eh...

Joey Wheeler: I'm all ears! So, why don't you explain yourself?

[Keith growls]

He doesn't need to. It's clear that Keith stole Joey's card. That's why he was so certain that you would never be able to find it.

Joey Wheeler

You snake! I knew it!

That big cheat!

Then Keith ought to be disqualified, not Joey!

Oh, Keith ought to be disqualified, all right, but not simply for misdeeds outside of the dueling ring. There was quite a bit of improper conduct taking place *during* the match that I observed too.

[Pegasus' Millennium Eye flashes beneath his hair; Keith snarls at Joey]

Joey Wheeler

Is that so, Keith?

Oh, yes. Keith kept his set of Seven Completed cards beneath his wristband! That way, he could power up his Slot Machine monster whenever he chose.

Joey Wheeler

Man, Keith, that's low!

Take the scoundrel away, far away! [two guards drag Keith out of the room]

[struggling unsuccessfully to break free] No! Let go! Let me go! Nobody makes a monkey out of Bandit Keith! Nobody!

[claps for Joey] Well done, Joseph. You should be quite proud. You dueled admirably.

[?]

Joey Wheeler

Aah, Keith!

[echoing] PEGASUS!

Joey Wheeler

Whoa!

You truly are a stubborn one, Aren't you?

Can it! You ain't talkin' your way out of this one. Now hand over that prize money or else!

Oh, certainly, Keith! I'll do whatever you say. Just give my body a moment to recover From the complete paralysis That your terrifying demands have shocked me into!

OK, wise guy. I'll give you till three.

Hmm... fine. One, Two, Three. [his foot push the button trap door opens sending Bandit Keith down out the castle and with screaming and falling down to the ocean]

Ouch!

CCroquet

Yugi. Joey.

Croquet.

CCroquet

Due to his illness, Mr. Pegasus will be unable to attend.

[Yugi gasps]

Joey

You ask me, it's just a lame excuse to avoid payin' off on the prizes!

CCroquet

all prizes are still to be awarded. Yugi has already received his agreed-upon award of freed souls. But... In addition, There's this.

Huh? what is it?

CCroquet

It's a card called the Ties of Friendship. It's the only one of its kind, hand-painted by Pegasus himself. I was instructed to deliver it Personally to Yugi Muto. You are now, officially, king of games. This contains a check for the prize money won by Yugi in his duel with Joey Wheeler.

It's all yours, Joey, Just like I promised.

Joey

You're the best, Yug!

$ Million, Joey.

For your sister's operation.

Joey

Yeah... We've been apart for so long, But now I can save her from goin' blind.

That's great, joey.

Joey

Yeah, you bet it is.

CCroquet

Now...we'd like you all to leave. [walks away]

Yugi! I just realized, If Mokuba's soul has been returned, Then maybe...

Yeah! It should mean that grandpa is recovering, too! I can't wait to get him out of that hospital.

[Cut to Solomon was in bed at Domino City Hospital with Yugi's mother]

[wakes up] Yugi, you saved me.

[As Solomon, Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea walking back to the Game Shop]

[chuckles] So, you saved me, and became champion of the Duelist Kingdom, Yugi?

Well, I didn't do it alone, Grandpa. Everyone helped.

Joey

That's right, everybody pitched in, but he couldn't have done it without me! [laughing]

Well, then you've obviously improved since I last saw you duel.

Uh, not that much.

Yeah, a little!

Joey

a lot.

Grandpa, maybe you should go home and rest. You did just get out of the hospital, you know.

Don't be silly. I feel great! One, two, there, four. One, two... [?] Ohh!

[stocked] Grandpa!

Are you okay, Mr. Muto?

Just a little stiff, that's all.

Joey Wheeler

Didn't you catch any of my moves in the Duelist Kingdom, you numbskull?

Now you're adding "lucky" to your list of talents?

Joey Wheeler

You're lucky I don't rearrange your face, wise guy.

Yugi, I'm sorry I accused you of cheating. The better player won today, and it was you. You proved you really did beat Pegasus fair and square. I was such a creep today, and thanks to those tv cameras, the world knows it. My store is ruined. No one's gonna want to play Dungeon Dice Monsters now.

That's not true at all, Duke. Dungeon Dice Monsters has the potential to become a huge hit.

True. I haven't seen a game this exciting since duel monsters. You've got to keep your store open.

There's more than enough room for two game stores in town. I've got a feeling once Dungeon Dice Monsters takes off, you'll both have all the customers you can handle.

Huh? No way do you really think so?

Joey

Sure dice monsters is great. It's you i don't like.

I'd love to learn how to play dice monsters.

I can teach you. Great!

Now that Joey's out of the doghouse, maybe things will get back to normal around here, Which means that i can finally get back to playing duel monsters.

So that's lt? How can you let me off so easy, Yugi? I was a total jerk to you and your friends.

The game is over now. Let's just leave the fighting on the field because revenge leaves you with nothing excerpt for more bad feelings, Duke, and if you're truly sorry, the best thing to do is be friends.

I am sorry... and you're offering me something better than winning.

Friendship always is.

Huh? Hmm.

Hmm.

Aw.

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