[screaming, while the boys at the party are holding him up in the air, mosh style] PUT ME DOWN! I SAID, "PUT ME DOWN"! PUT ME DOWN, I'M NOT ENJOYING IT!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
GEORGIE, *TURN THAT DOWN!*
What?!
[?] ?
I'll get to it later.
?
I don't feel like it.
[?] Random
My room bothers you so much, you clean it.
[pause; ?] That's...it! You're grounded! Do you hear me?!
You know, sometimes you sound like a super villain.
[excitedly high-pitched] Silence!
That'll be more effective after your voice changes.
[Tam steps away. Sheldon sighs]
[deep voice]
Silence!
I can't die. I've only kissed one boy.
What?
Don't worry, it was years ago.
I'm bored.
Hey! Someday, someone will write a book about Sheldon. Don't you want a chapter in there about how loving and supportive you were?
What's the point? I ain't never gonna read it.
Dad, can we afford a computer?
You do my taxes. What do you think?
[pause] Nevermind.
Here we go. Fifteen years and fourteen hours later, the best brisket in Texas.
[tastes some]
Connie, you evil bitch!
Back home, he applied the spice rub with such erotic tenderness it made my mother a little jealous.
ASAdult Sheldon
"That was the best trip I'd ever been on. I just wish I'd told my father that while he was alive."
Wait. I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini. Ooh, it just fell off.
I see Quadrant 1 is red, Quadrant 2 is soft and plush, [sniffs] Quadrant 3 smells like lavender, and Quadrant 4 is overlaid with a Fibonacci spiral.
That's a dumb idea. We don't want Georgie to be like Georgie.
PPPrincipal Petersen
First of all, I want to thank you both for coming.
Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?
PPPrincipal Petersen
Uh, he didn't do anything.
Gosh, Tom, I want to believe you.
PPPrincipal Petersen
Okay, the problem is the curriculum here is not challenging enough for Sheldon. Now, he gets bored and maybe doesn't express himself in the most productive way.
[seeing how well-behaved and studious the Wilmont students are] What's wrong with them?
What are you talking about?
They're so quiet. Are they on medication?
No. They're just smart like you.
I've been going to school in a zoo.
[quietly to Mary] Not too sure about these uniforms. Kinda froufrou.
FDDr. Flora Douglas
I must tell you, in all I've been here, I have never seen such glowing letters of recommendation from a student's teachers.
Well, that's real nice to hear.
FDDr. Flora Douglas
Now, listen to this: "Putting aside his superior intellect, Sheldon is a delight to have in the class. He's fun-loving, easy to get along with, and always ready to help another student."
That doesn't sound like me at all.
Sure it does, sweetie.
You're catholic, right? Explain it to me.
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