Sheldon Cooper quotes from Young Sheldon

Sheldon Cooper

How could you not tell me that Caltech wants me to go to school there?

Mary Cooper

Because you're not going, so it doesn't matter.

In fact, it was the best graduation party I had ever been to, until the one we had for my son, Leonard Cooper.

Amen.

Missy

Cake!

I wanted his name to be Leonard "Nimoy" Cooper, but Amy wouldn't let me.

Be happy I let you name him Leonard!

Okay, okay!

Love you.

Love you, too.

Missy Cooper

Shut up!?

Young Sheldon

? [?] Put that down!

Missy Cooper

[off-screen] NO!

Young Sheldon

[pause; off-screen] Missy, I mean it!

Missy Cooper

[off-screen] I DON'T *CAAAAARE!*

Young Sheldon

[off-screen] It's mine! Give it back! [She rippling in the Sheldon's picture] What did you do?!

George

What in the world is going on here?!

Young Sheldon

Look what she did!

Missy Cooper

[to George] It's his *fault*.

George

That's enough out both of you! I TOLD YOU NOT COME IN HERE! GO, NOW! [?]

Sheldon

Well, technically, they were his subordinate officers, but Kirk did always deal with them in a friendly manner, so I take your point.

Mary

Good man.

There were certain status symbols in Texas that indicated you were a success. A rodeo champion belt buckle Or as I call it, the Redneck Nobel Prize. Custom-built ostrich skin boots. One less giant running bird in the world is fine by this cowpoke. And possibly the ultimate status symbol The pink Cadillac, driven by an elite Mary Kay super seller.

Mary

Mr. Lundy.

Mary Cooper.

Sheldon

Tell your parents? Do the right thing and marry her.

Mary

Whoa.

Mary

Morning.

Sheldon

Good morning.

Sheldon

She's talking about Georgie, not me. People talk about me behind my back, but it's about how smart I am.

I'll say it to your face.

Sheldon

Should robots have the same rights as humans?

Missy

That depends.

How soon do you think you could have a prototype?

Sheldon

Working around my class schedule and sensible bedtime, I'd say within a year.

If we fund this, we'd expect you to work on it full time. We don't want someone else beating us to the punch.

Dr. Sturgis

I suppose I could take a sabbatical from teaching. But my bedtime is also quite rigid.

Mary

Since when is it Pancake Sunday?

Sheldon

Since today.

Mary

No, it's not. It's Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday, like it's been for the past 3 years.

Sheldon

Well, I thought it would be fun. I'll make you any kind of pancake you want.

Mary

We have to go home. There was a tornado, and Meemaw's house was destroyed!

Sheldon

Class is starting tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere.

Mary

You are going home!

Sheldon

The people of Germany are obsessed with rules and devoid of humor. I am home.

Sheldon

I’ve been thinking a lot about the last moments I had with my dad. It was morning, and he was leaving for work. He said, "See y’all later." And I said nothing. I regret that. I could have said "Bye" or asked him for a ride. Or told him that I loved him. But I didn’t. I barely noticed he left. So many times that I didn’t notice my father. I hope he knew how much I loved him.

I wish I could tell you I said all those things. But I didn’t.

Are you writing a memoir or a fantasy novel?

For your information, memoir comes from memory, and these memories are mine.

And since when do you go out of your way to make other people happy?

How about once a year on your birthday?

Mary

Why is it here?

Sheldon

Because it's a laptop, This is where my lap is.