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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 7, Episode 13

Mr. Schidtler, Alasdair and others in “Censorship”

SMr. Schidtler

Well. Is this what you have to present for Show and Tell Alasdair?

(Alasdair is standing apparently naked with a black square over his groin)

AAlasdair

Yes sir.

JJodie

Kind of a funny color isn't it?

VVanessa

I can't see anything. (to the camera) Get rid of that stupid black band!

(the black square disappears to reveal Alasdair wearing Hawaiian shorts. Vanessa screams)

AAlasdair

Hey, if you think that's neat, wait till you see what else my parents brought back from Hawaii! (puts on a lei.)

VVanessa

Ohhhh. (to the camera) Put the black band back! (the black square reappears) No! I mean on his face! (the black square moves over Alasdair's face.)

[Ross is washing Doug's mouth out with soap.]

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