[Adam enters the living room with a bone in his mouth]
Well, how did the dog-walking job go today, Adam?
[takes the bone out of his mouth] It's not fair! You'd think they'd have given me a bonus!
Oh, no, what happened, dear?
Well, you see, they ask me to walk their prize-winning pedigree dogs just before the dog show. I thought they looked, a little bit bored, so I took them on a rabbit hunt, you know, through the woods, across some ditches. So what if they got a little bit messy? You think their owners would be pleased that their precious little dogs had more fun that afternoon than they ever did in their entire lives! But no, no... first they yell at me, then they threatened to sue me!
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