[Adam enters the living room]
Adam, how did the job at the fast food place go today, dear?
AAdam
It's not fair! You'd think they'd have promoted me!
Oh, no, what happened, dear?
AAdam
Well, you see, they kept yelling at me to serve the food faster, and I did. I served the food faster than anybody else did. Only trouble was it didn't get cooked first.
Oh, dear.
AAdam
You think they'd realize the money they could save by serving the hamburgers raw. But no, no... first they yell at me, then they fire me.
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