[Adam enters the living room with a tire over his shoulder]
Oh, Adam, how did the part-time job at the parking garage go today, dear?
AAdam
It's not fair! You'd think they'd have promoted me!
Oh, what happened, Adam?
AAdam
Well, you see, I was driving this customer's Porsche into the garage to see how fast it would go. Only problem was, it ended up parked on top of another car. You think they'd realized I just showed them how to fit twice as many cars into the garage! But no, no... first they yell at me, then they fired me.
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