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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 7, Episode 16

Valerie and Adam in “Part-Time Jobs”

[Adam enters the living room]

VValerie

Adam, how was the house painting job today, dear?

AAdam

It's not fair! You'd think they'd have given me a bonus!

VValerie

Oh, dear, what happened, Adam?

AAdam

Well, you see, I got this spray gun and I was able to spray paint faster than anybody else and more than anybody else. Well, they got upset because I accidentally spray painted the cat, the window panes, the flowers, the lady of the house, and part of the new Mercedes.

VValerie

Oh, dear.

AAdam

You think they'd have given me a bonus for being fast! But no, no... first they yell at me, then they fire me.

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