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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 7, Episode 16

Vanessa and Alasdair in “Part-Time Jobs”

[Alasdair and Vanessa are looking at mail.]

Well, this fan wants to know what green slime is made of.

Van, why don't you tell them?

Because I don't kn-- Because, Alasdair, they won't tell us.

Well, this fan wants to know he we got on the show.

Well, in my case, I did something really bad at school and being on this show was the worst punishment the teacher could think of. How about you?

Well, Vanessa, actually I thought about it many times, but I don't know how I got on the show.

[Alasdair gets slimed]

I know, Alasdair. They needed someone to keep saying those words to keep getting green slime dumped all over them.

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