[Alasdair and Vanessa are looking at mail.]
Well, this fan wants to know what green slime is made of.
Van, why don't you tell them?
Because I don't kn-- Because, Alasdair, they won't tell us.
Well, this fan wants to know he we got on the show.
Well, in my case, I did something really bad at school and being on this show was the worst punishment the teacher could think of. How about you?
Well, Vanessa, actually I thought about it many times, but I don't know how I got on the show.
[Alasdair gets slimed]
I know, Alasdair. They needed someone to keep saying those words to keep getting green slime dumped all over them.
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