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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 3

Christine, Kevin and others in “Manners or Bad Habits”

CChristine

[looking at the book of manners] Here's a really strange habit: drooling. Kevin, do you drool?

KKevin

Well, yeah, all the time.

CLChristine and Lisa

You drool?

KKevin

Well, yeah, every time I see a really pretty girl, I drool.

LLisa

I've never seen you drool.

CChristine

No, me, neither.

KKevin

Well, of course not. I said every time I see a pretty girl.

CChristine

[holding the book up to Kevin's face] Kevin, look closely at that word. [She slams the book in his nose.]

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