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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 3

Mr. Schidtler and Lisa in “Manners or Bad Habits”

[The classroom. Lisa is jabbering away to Christine, who is sitting in the desk behind her, and doesn't hear Mr. Schidtler call her name several times.]

SMr. Schidtler

LISA!!!!!

LLisa

What?!

SMr. Schidtler

Lisa, please do not talk with your mouth open.

LLisa

Sir, don't you mean "Do not talk with your mouth full"?

SMr. Schidtler

No, I mean, "Do not talk with your mouth open."

LLisa

Well, how else am I supposed to talk?!

SMr. Schidtler

Exactly.

[The rest of the classroom erupts in applause]

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