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S3 E9

You Can't Do That on Television · Season 3, Episode 9

Kevin, Doug and others in “Television”

KKevin

Doug, did you know that ol' Barth has a contract with the producer of TV commercials?

DDoug

Why would anyone give Barthy a contract?

KKevin

Oh, that's easy. You see, when the producers want to make the commercial about stomach pains, ol' Barth provides the burgers to give all the actors indigestion.

BBarth

Dah, I heard that! Pays good, too.

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