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S3 E9

You Can't Do That on Television · Season 3, Episode 9

Lisa, Mrs. Prevert and others in “Television”

[An Opposite Sketch. Kevin and Lisa are watching TV in the bedroom, and there are some near-erotic sounds coming from the TV, in Kevin and Lisa's voices: "Oh, Kevin!" "Oh, Lisa!" Suddenly there's a knock at the door]

Uh oh...

Lisa, have you got that television set on in there?!

Uh, no Mom!

Well then, what's going on in there? I heard voices.

I've got a boy in here with me!

Well, that's okay then. Just don't let me catch you with that television set on.

Right, Mom! [To Kevin] We've got her mad now; I guess we'd better turn it off!

Just as it was getting interesting!

What do we do now?

Got any cards?

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