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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 3, Episode 6

Lisa and Barth in “Rip-Offs”

[At Barth's]

LLisa

I'll have the four dollar turkey surprise.

BBarth

Ah, coming up. (He hands her a grilled cheese sandwich.) Four dollar turkey surprise.

LLisa

This is a grilled cheese sandwich. There's no turkey in a grilled cheese sandwich.

BBarth

Surprise... turkey.

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