Hi, and welcome to another episode of "You Can't Do That On Television". This shows is packed full of brand-new, super-duper, funny and zany comedy, it's all new and even better than before. (Suddenly, the credits start rolling.) Wait a second. Stop. Stop. Hold it! Stop. (The credits stop rolling and fade out.)
Well, what is it now?
What do you mean, "what is it now"? Why were the closing credits rolling? I hadn't even finished my introduction.
It's my newest idea for saving money, a little tip I picked up from the advertisers. What you do is, you call the show all-new and better than ever, and then you present the viewers with less content.
Yeah, sounds good so far, but how does that save money?
That's the beauty of it. We only do a two minute show, then we only have to pay you kids for two minutes and I get the rest!
Yeah. Forget it, Ross.
Well, it was worth a try.
The things some people will do to make a buck.
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