“Halloween” quotes from You Can't Do That on Television

[putting a curse on Ross] Tongue of dog, wing of bat. Toe of frog, tail of rat. Sure as kids like a video arcade, it's gonna rain on your parade.

Did you go out trick-or-treating?

Actually, no, I just took my little sister around, but it's funny, I got more treats than she did!

Why, what were you wearing?

Well, nothing special, just my gray pants and...

Oh, well that explains it, then.

Explains what?

Well, you were probably the best imitation of an elephant they'd ever seen.

Oh, Christine?

Yes, Lisa?

Did you go out trick-or-treating?

Actually, no, I just stayed home and helped to hand out the treats.

I thought so.

What do you mean?

All night long I kept hearing about the "witch" on your street!

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