You Can't Do That on Television · Season 5, Episode 8
Hey Angie, did you know I can speak a foreign language?
Really? I didn't know that, let me hear you.
"Hi? How are you? Nice weather we're having."
"Hi? How are you? Nice weather we're having"? That's not a foreign language!
Yes it is, it's English.
Well, I know it's English.
Well, England is a foreign country.
Oh Eugene, look! They put up the name of the foster child the school adopted.
Oh yeah, he's from the Philippines.
Yeah. Do they ever have weird names there. Look at this... "AI DO KNO".
Don't you know anything about the Philippines? The A is silent, The O is pronounced O and the K is silent. His name is "I don't know".
[Eugene is slimed]
You're new on this show, aren't you Eugene?
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