Mike and Mr. Prevert in “Future World”

Did you see my picture in the paper yesterday, sir? I'm carrier of the week.

I never read the newspaper, son.

That's what everyone says on my route. No one ever reads their papers anymore.

That's right, everyone gets their news from the teletext on TV.

Then why do you all still get a newspaper?

Cause we haven't found any way to wrap up kitty litter in a television set.