Elizabeth was sent to detention for putting on makeup in class, and has just been busted by the principal for putting on more makeup in detention.
Elizabeth, you know it's against the rules to wear makeup during school hours!
E Elizabeth
But sir, it's after school hours now, isn't it?
It's still against the rules to wear makeup in school.
E Elizabeth
Oh, dear. Well, I don't want to break any more rules. I guess I'd better leave right away.
I guess you'd better. And let this be a lesson to you, never to wear makeup in school again.
E Elizabeth
All right, I won't. [She leaves]
[Suddenly realizing he's been tricked] ...Wait a minute!... Just once, why can't I win just once?!
Christine, do you ever use face cream?
Yeah, once in a while I'll put some on, just to keep my skin from drying out.
Well, I have found a brand new one that works wonders and is very cheap!
Oh, great! Let me have some.
Yes, it's called, "Face Cream Pie."
[Lisa shoves a pie into Christine's face]
Someday, Lisa Ruddy, pow - right in the kisser.
A Announcer
"The Incredible Hulk Runs Out Of Deodorant" will not be seen in order that we may bring you the following hastily made-up program.
(interrupting Christine's talk about beauty parlors) Don't I know it, Christine. Like, my mom goes to the beauty parlor twice a week and has this mud cake, it looks really funny, she won't--
Lisa, excuse me for interrupting, but why would she do that?
[instead of slime, Lisa gets hit with mud, while Christine tries to hold in her laughter.]
You knew about this, didn't you, Moosie?
Well, remember that typo in the script that said "Lisa Muddy" instead of "Lisa Ruddy"?
You, know, Moosie, this means war.
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