LLisa
Christine, do you ever use face cream?
Yeah, once in a while I'll put some on, just to keep my skin from drying out.
LLisa
Well, I have found a brand new one that works wonders and is very cheap!
Oh, great! Let me have some.
LLisa
Yes, it's called, "Face Cream Pie."
"Face Cream Pie"...
[Lisa shoves a pie into Christine's face]
Someday, Lisa Ruddy, pow - right in the kisser.
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