[Mr. Schidtler is returning test papers]
SSarah
Hey Moose, I think he likes me!
What makes you say that?
SSarah
Well, he put all these kisses on my paper!
[Sarah shows Christine her test paper covered with red "X"'s]
She's so naive.
“Executive Washrooms” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Christine (2), Mr. Schidtler (1)
JJim
Sir, is is true that when we're in school, the teachers take the place of our parents?
That's right. You see, Stechyson, when you are in school, I am in loco parentis, exactly like your father.
JJim
GOOD! [stands up and begins yelling] I'M GOIN' OUT! AND DON'T ASK ME WHERE I'M GOIN', DON'T ASK ME WHAT TIME I'LL BE BACK, AND WHEN I DO GET BACK, HAVE SUPPER READY FOR ME ON THE TABLE! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!!! [storms out of the classroom]
[puzzled] ...Was it something I said?
DMr. Dime
[emerging from the Executive Washroom, having used it after Seth Pool unwittingly walked off with all the toilet paper] Ugh, 15 $20 bills! I'll never eat bran muffins again... ohhhh...
DMr. Dime
[on the phone] Well then, double padlock it this time! I don't want anyone using that executive washroom except the executives! ... What? ... I don't CARE how much it's going to cost! Last time someone else got in there and they took, they took all the toilet tissue! It cost me over $300! ... Never MIND how! None of your business! Just get that place locked up!
[seeing the money the "network people" left on the link set] These network people treat money as if it were toilet paper!
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