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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 1, Episode 9

Jim and Mr. Schidtler in “Executive Washrooms”

JJim

Sir, is is true that when we're in school, the teachers take the place of our parents?

SMr. Schidtler

That's right. You see, Stechyson, when you are in school, I am in loco parentis, exactly like your father.

JJim

GOOD! [stands up and begins yelling] I'M GOIN' OUT! AND DON'T ASK ME WHERE I'M GOIN', DON'T ASK ME WHAT TIME I'LL BE BACK, AND WHEN I DO GET BACK, HAVE SUPPER READY FOR ME ON THE TABLE! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!!! [storms out of the classroom]

SMr. Schidtler

[puzzled] ...Was it something I said?

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