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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 1, Episode 9

Mr. Dime in “Executive Washrooms”

DMr. Dime

[on the phone] Well then, double padlock it this time! I don't want anyone using that executive washroom except the executives! ... What? ... I don't CARE how much it's going to cost! Last time someone else got in there and they took, they took all the toilet tissue! It cost me over $300! ... Never MIND how! None of your business! Just get that place locked up!

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