Xena: Warrior Princess quotes

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Xena: "You're soft, like all the Olympians. You know, I killed all the others, Ares. But maybe I stopped too soon."

Xena: The great God of War can't even hurt a fly.
Ares: Xena, you came.
Xena: [catches fly] Lucky for you. That fly nearly had you.

Xena: "That sword had better be for Ares' men. What Eve did to your people was unforgivable. But she is my daughter, and if anything happens to her while she's in your custody you'll have me to deal with, and trust me ... you're not ready for that."

Xena: Congratulations, Lucifer, you just won the Deadly Sin Lottery with a perfect score of seven out of seven.

Xena: You and I have much in common.
Lucifer: Of course we do. You´re a mortal female with a lying tongue, savage tendencies and a blond girlfriend. I´m a celibate archangel in the service of the Lord.
Xena: Oh yes, but we are both cynics in the heart, you and I, trying to walk a path we weren´t meant to.
Lucifer: Red is definitely your color.
Xena: You know, I see the same spirit burning in you. If we put them together we could rule both hell and earth.
Lucifer: Why don´t you start by taking me...to heaven?