Mac quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Let's start with the official video salute to Gabrielle to the tune of Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings".

Mac

Whoa, they need a wake-up call, not sleep aids.

You cut her hair! I wanted her to have long hair, like classic Gabby!

Mac

Only in the reruns babe!

Um, how much do you remember?

Mac

She remembers the pinch pretty good. Hey! I just got pinched by Xena!

Mac

So, what do you guys think of the show?

Xena

I like the one who plays me. She's kinda sexy.

Gabrielle

What about this writing, Xena? I mean, it's not exactly Euripides. They've taken liberties with my scrolls.

Xena

Yeah, and what are they trying to say about our relationship, anyway?

Gabrielle

Who knows.

Mac

Xena, um...you know...uh...you and Ares...uh...did you...um...ever...you know...well...

Xena

Get a life, pervert.