CClea
Let's start with the official video salute to Gabrielle to the tune of Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings".
Whoa, they need a wake-up call, not sleep aids.
CClea
You cut her hair! I wanted her to have long hair, like classic Gabby!
Only in the reruns babe!
CClea
Um, how much do you remember?
She remembers the pinch pretty good. Hey! I just got pinched by Xena!
So, what do you guys think of the show?
I like the one who plays me. She's kinda sexy.
What about this writing, Xena? I mean, it's not exactly Euripides. They've taken liberties with my scrolls.
Yeah, and what are they trying to say about our relationship, anyway?
Who knows.
Xena, um...you know...uh...you and Ares...uh...did you...um...ever...you know...well...
Get a life, pervert.
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