Billy Gunn quotes from WWE Raw

Billy Gunn

Tonight is the night when the New Age Outlaws see who is the best of the best. You see, it's called competitiveness, and that's what made the New Age Outlaws what they are today—the best tag team to ever step foot in the World Wrestling Federation. But tonight, Mr. Ass is walking out with the Intercontinental Title and the Hardcore Title. Sorry.

Well, don't be sorry, because the D-O-double-G lives his life all or nothing, and tonight he's gonna walk away with A-double-L. So Mr. A-double-crooked-letter, I'll see your ass at ringside.

Gunn

[sotto voce] Yep, and you'll walk out with nothing like when I found you.

Billy Gunn

If you're not down with Owen Hart, I got two words for ya...

SUCK IT!

Billy Gunn

Chyna, I need a favor. You got a pen? I need a pen.

I don't have one.

Billy Gunn

All right, come here. Stay right here, don't let anybody sign this, I'll be right back, I've gotta find a pen.

Jerry Lawler

[as Billy walks away] Hey, that...that must be Jeff Jarrett's contract.

Okay.

Jerry

Looks like Mr. Ass wants a piece of Jeff Jarrett, he wants to sign that contract.

Michael Cole

Look! Chyna's got a pen!

Jerry

What's she doing?!

Cole

[as Chyna signs and runs away] She's signing the open contract to meet Jeff Jarrett for the Intercontinental Championship!