WrestleMania Season 1 quotes

I have a special announcement: Shawn Michaels has left the building.

Who cares?!

I'll do it again, if you wanna hear it.

You know, if you want to be fair to Flair, you've gotta be fair and say that's a heckuva robe. Only a man as fair as Flair, would show up at Wrestlemania....

WILL YOU STOP?!

Monsoon, I just got back from talking with Ric Flair. I'm going to make a statement. I'm going to make it now. I'm going to make it clear and to the point. You saw it, I saw it, millions and millions of people saw it; Savage had a fistful of trunks when he used it to pin Ric Flair. Now, a lesser person would quit, they would scream, they would make excuses; we are going to regroup and we're going to get the title back. It's just a matter of time. If we're going to be upset; if we're going to act emotional; well then, we're going to defeat ourselves. We're going to look at this as a positive message, and we are going to go forward and we're going to take that title and we're going to take Mr Savage out eventually. It's just a matter of time. End of conservation.

Yeah? And how many of you will it take to do that?

It doesn't matter Monsoon, we'll get the job done.

Mr...Mr Perfect spent as much time in the ring as Ric Flair did!

You discuss that with them. I'm a broadcast journalist...

You're a liar!

I'm a financial advisor...

You're a liar!

...and I'm going to sit here and do my job like the gentlemen I am.

You're a liar!

And if you don't like it, you can get outta here...

You're a liar!

...and take your microphone and your headset and you know what you can do with them (now getting hysterical) 'cause you're not going to get me upset!!

You are upset.

You understand me?! You're not going to get me upset!

Don't jump, it's a long way down!

Put 'em up! [Gorilla scoffs] Put 'em up!

Boy oh boy, the Brain has really lost it folks.

Instead of being thrown out of the ring, he should've done the pitching.

Who should've done the pitching?

T.t..t.Tatanka. But then again, if the Indians had more pitching, they'd be a better team.

Why don't you stop?

Did you ever say hello to Tatanka?

Yes.

Did you do it properly?

Yes....

You said "Heyhowareya!" Heyhowareya!"

He doesn't do that.

See, we have a saying, and it goes like this: Do unto the man as he would do unto you...but do it first.

This is it!

This is crazy!

This is the end of Hulk Hogan. He don't have a friend left!

Wait a minute!

What?

That's the Warrior's music!

IT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

IT IS!

LOOK AT HIM!

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

Where did he come from?! Is here to attack Hogan?! What is going on here?!

CAESAR'S PALACE! LAS VEGAS, NEVADA! SITE OF WRESTLEMANIA IX! HERE IS YOUR HOST, GORILLA MONSOON!

Welcome to Caesar's Palace! Welcome to WrestleMania IX and the largest toga party in the world! First time ever for me to have on a toga! I could get used to this! They'll be a lot of first here at WrestleMania IX! And here's one of them! Latest addition to the WWF Broadcast Team: Jim Ross!

Thanks very much, Gorilla Monsoon! Indeed it will be a day of first, ladies and gentlemen! My very first WrestleMania! First time that yours truly, from the great state of Oklahoma, has ever been in a toga myself! This is quite an impressive outfit! And I, too, could really get used to this! What do you think of these gold shoes? How would those play in Tulsa? What a day— My first day to meet a Centurion! [knocks on a Centurion's armor] And this guy is in great shape! Just a smile! But folks, we're gonna have a great time! Over 16,000 fans and a worldwide television audience— What a day it's going to be! Two tremendous main events you're going to see: Bret "The Hitman" Hart defend the championship against the 505 pound Yokozuna! And indeed, Hulkamania will run wild when Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, The Mega Maniacs, challenge Money Incorporated for the Tag Team Championship. It is, indeed, the world's largest toga party! What a day we're gonna have! But right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's go up— You know him as Howard Finkel, but today...he's Finkus Maximus!

We're gonna make Julius Caesar proud!

I've never seen anybody thrown over the top rope like that and then waffled from behind by Afa's stick.

You forgot to mention that one of The Headshrinkers pulled down that top rope to help the situation out a little bit.

I didn't see it.

I know you didn't, but I don't expect you to see it.

Excuse me! You've got on sunglasses and a hat pulled down. How could you see it?

I saw it too Bobby, and I'm not wearing sunglasses.

Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma.

What does that got to do with it?

You don't know anything!

He's got a built in excuse for everything.

Here's a cover by Luger, 1, 2, and Luger's feet were on the ropes, good call.

Yeah good call.

[sarcastically] Good call. That's great. Really good. Good Call.

That's Heenan's voice. I bet you can't tell that.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner as a result of a disqualification: The Undertaker!

Oh come on! For what?

I can't think of a better individual who can share with us his perspective regarding just who is gonna be the new World Wrestling Federation Champion. Four-time Champion himself, Hulk Ho... [seeing Hulk's black eye] You know, Ted DiBiase said something about it. What in the world happened?

Well, you know something, Mean Gene? I just left the WWF Champion's dressing room, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, and the one thought I wanted to leave him with was that all the Hulkamaniacs and Hulk Hogan are in his corner. But you know, the last couple months, these seem to be the times when people do step over the line. First off, with my bionic brother Brutus. And then last night leaving the gym here in Vegas, I guess money can buy certain liberties around this town. They took it out on the Hulkster, brother. But all the little Hulkamaniacs pushed me towards the ring.

Was that Little Richard singing or was his underwear too tight?

Oh no! Did you see that?

No I was looking at the president.

Boy, this is a tough job here. Todd Pettengill with Rhonda Shear, host of Up All Night on USA. This is great.

I'm so excited to be...

[shoving Todd out of the picture] All right, Pettengill, out of the way. Everyone knows why Rhonda Shear's here, and that's to be with the Heartbreak Kid. Everyone knows we're an item. Now, photographer, I'm got him here.

Yes, yes.

On three, I want you to say cheese, all right?

Did you miss me?

One, two, three, ch... [The photographer is shoved down by Burt Reynolds] Hey, what's going...

[giddy] Burt Reynolds? Burt Reynolds! Burt Reynolds! Hi, I'm Rhonda Shear.

Hi.

Hey, Mr. Reynolds? Hey, she's mine.

Would you get that chest shaved? It's really ugly.

[pulling down Burt's jacket zipper, revealing a shirt and tie] What have you got in there? [Leaves in a huff] Oh, come on.

Go. Never come back.

Burt, you give me the vapors, but you also keep me up all night.

You keep me up all night; wish there was something we could do about that. You know what I'd like to do?

What? What?

I'd like to go to FanFest.

Oh, will you take me, please?

I'll take you wherever you want to go.

I heard Mabel was baptized at Sea World.