[on Sherri] Who do you think does her make-up, Helen Keller?
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Highly unlikely that you're gonna pin anybody with a side headlock. In all my years I've never seen anyone pinned with a side headlock.
I've pinned a few people with it.
You???
Yes.
Where? In your dreams???
I can beat you...I can beat any man a million different ways. I had a guy give up one time during instructions.
Will you stop?!!
A hard-fought victory for that man right there, Shawn Michaels.
Someday he'll be wearing the gold representing the World Wrestling Federation. This man's the star of the '90s, Monsoon.
I told you, Monsoon, I don't think you can hurt the Undertaker! You know, death never takes a holiday.
Why don't you stop?
These things just come to me. I feel like I got two brilliant minds.
Oh boy, I'm in trouble.
The strength coming from the urn, being held by Paul Bearer.
What is in that urn?
You're the guy that's supposed to find that out!
You're supposed to know.
You're a broadcast journalist.
Aren't YOU a broadcast journalist?
[After the Undertaker Tombstones Jake "The Snake" Roberts outside the ring]
Tombstone City!
Oh, no!
This place has gone bananas!
I told you somebody is going to be hurt, and it's Jake "The Snake" Roberts. He broke his neck, Monsoon, I bet he broke his neck.
[The Undertaker rolls Jake into the ring]
He wants him inside the ring.
He's out, he's cold, man, he is out. [The referee counts Undertaker's pin] 1, 2, 3.
Holy mackerel.
I've never seen Jake the Snake defeated that severely as I seen him at the hands of the Undertaker.
Here is your winner: The Undertaker!
How on earth are you gonna stop this guy?
[The Undertaker improved to 2-0 at WrestleMania.]
["Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Bret "Hitman" Hart have a staredown in the ring]
Two ugly people looking at each other. That's fun.
[On obtaining Roddy Piper's WWF Intercontinental Title]
What would you do if you were The Hitman?
Well I'd have my agent buy it for me. And if that didn't work, I'd waffle him out back with a tire iron. I'd get it some way, any way I could.
I remember when I was champion Monsoon.
Champion of what?
The neighborhood! I had the prettiest date the whole block that month. Oh, you should have seen her.
The only gold you ever had was in your teeth!
[Piper is about to use the ringbell on Hart, but has second thoughts]
USE IT!! USE IT!! Waffle him with it! You know the old saying, what the hell use the bell! Hit him! Give it to me, I'll hit him!
[When Roddy faced Bret for the IC title...after Piper showed some professional courtesy for Bret]
You know that show of sportsmanship....the respect for each other, the enthusiasm they have....makes me sick!
Virgil, of course had his nose busted by Sid "Insane" Justice.
I thought he had plastic surgery. What an improvement.
Why don't you stop?
Maybe Elizabeth can go on Love Connection and get a date. Then again I think she's been on that show.
Will you stop?!!
I'm Indiana's favorite Bobby. I could've gotten that high school team a win last night, not the guy they had running the ship.
You couldn't even carry Bobby Knight's towel.
Who?
[Referring to locations receiving WMVIII]
30 countries?
Yes indeed
Spell em.
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