Have you noticed that you can't tell what color someone is over the phone?
I guess not.
That's right! Stereotype thinking! I mean, when I heard Black Life Magazine, I was expecting him to be like "Hey, little momma, you tell the dude I'll be here at fo'." But he didn't. He sounded just like you!
What does she mean "just like me?" I'm black, I'm from the street, I can say "fo'!"
That's right, Kingfish. You is, and you does. But the problem is, you sound neutral.
Neutral. You mean 'white.'
Well, don't worry, pal. I've heard you say "upside your head," things like that. Don't worry, you can pass for black.
I don't want to "pass for black," I want to be black! What the hell am I saying?
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