Les, your stories always seem to have a kind of a, uh... how shall I put this?
Barnyard aroma?
“Dear Liar” · Season 4, Episode 18
In this episode: Andy Travis (2), Dr. Johnny Fever (1), Mr. Carlson (1), Bailey Quarters (1)
[on Les' demand for walls] You know, I think walls would be good for him. Big padded ones, about that thick.
[Andy and Bailey, in Mr. Carlson's office, have just discussed the fake news story that Bailey wrote and Les plagiarized on air]
[as Bailey is leaving] Bailey?
Hm?
You ever do that again, you'll be the best-looking reporter on the unemployment line.
Right.
[Bailey opens the door, then stops, and turns to look at Andy with a surprised expression on her face]
"Best-looking?"
[Andy nods]
Ooh. [smiles and departs]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's WKRP in Cincinnati pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.