Alex, Mason and others in “Unfinished Business”

Alex

[on Mason's back and jumps off] Whew, we're back. Hm, long walk!

Mason

[breathing heavily] Yep! For some of us it was!

Alex

Excuse me! My arms are tired from hanging on and trying to steer. Your ears are really tiny but really cute. [smiles]

Mason

[smiles and rubs his ear]

Justin

While we were stuck in that government facility I was afraid I would never see Waverly Place again. I missed you. [kisses the ground] There was definitely a horse parade here recently.

Jerry

[exhausted] I must have lost thirty pounds on that walk. Do you know how long it's going to take me to gain them back?

Justin

Why is the Sub Station all boarded up?

Theresa

Oh gosh. I gotta get in there! I wanna take a bath without someone yelling at me, "Hey lady, get out of my pool!" [bangs on the door]

Harper

Go away government agents! I have a soda gun and its loaded with root beer!

Jerry

Harper, it's us! We escaped from the government guys!

Harper

I'm not falling for that! The real Russos are too lame to escape from anywhere.

Alex

Harper!!! [bangs on the door] Open up!! We'd flash in there but we don't have our powers. We only got back by hitching rides, taking buses, and a lot of walking.

Mason

[whips his head to her] YOU DIDN'T WALK AT ALL!!! YOU HAD ME CARRY YOU LIKE A CAMEL!!! [smiles] Love.

Harper

Too lazy to walk? Oh Alex it really is you! All right, hold on. I'll let you in. I just have to dismantle a bunch of booby traps I set up to protect myself.

Harper

Hi guys.

Theresa

[walks into the Sub Station] It's so good to be home! [gets hit by one of the traps] AH! [falls down and is unconscious]

Harper

Oops. I forgot to get rid of that one.