Back! Thou, Shalt Not!
S3 E2Thou Shalt Not
I'm sowing you!
(angrily) That's ever not!
Hear me?!
Seriously?!
Sit Director! (kicks this) Right now! (Danny grabs the director) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (punches Danny) YOU HAD MADE ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!?!
Yes.
NOW SIT YOU DAMN BUT DOWN OR YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S3 E3Light Years
[Martin and Samantha are interviewing an alien enthusiast.]
DDuncan
You're not, like, men in black?
The movie?
You mean the government-alien conspiracy?
[to Martin] Wait, what conspiracy?
Well, it's basically a pact between the gray aliens and the secret rebel faction of the government intent on destroying the human race.
[amused] Really?
[serious] Yes.
DDuncan
You're like the real Mulder and Scully, right? I mean, that's it, isn't it?
Yeah, that's us.
DDuncan
Yes!
Wow, you should be in law enforcement.
I hear the hours are terrible.
Yeah, but the benefits are pretty good.
My guess is that Teddy thinks it's an alien implant.
An implant?
Yeah, it's a common fear among abductees that aliens implant them with a device of some kind in order to track their whereabouts.
What, so they can re-abduct them?
Or read their minds. Control them remotely. There's a bunch of different theories. Look if Teddy fears that he has an implant, the run-in with the so-called men in black could only make things worse.
You seem to have quite extensive knowledge on the subject.
I might have done some reading.
[to Sam] So Scully, you done yet?
I've still got about another half hour here.
Oookay. [smiles]
You know, I still haven't seen your apartment.
No, you haven't. [both nod]
Hmmm, so i'll come by later.
Good idea.
S3 E5American Goddess
This girl is so desperate to be loved. Before American Goddess she was invisible. Now she's a celebrity.
Yeah, for fifteen minutes.
That's true but the point is, guys are probably hitting on her all the time now. She's got zero experience. Some scumbag buys her a drink, she's going to think she's hit the lotto.
So we're looking for a scumbag in New York City.
This girl takes Fit and Thin.
So?
Well, Fit and Thin equals high maintenance. It usually comes with a cat, a fat best friend and a daddy complex.
Your compassion is overwhelming.
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