Martin Fitzgerald quotes from Without a Trace

Martin

I'll take care of it.

Martin

Jack wants us to send in a pizza.

Martin

I'd like to say that you're smarter than you looked but then I'd be lying.

Martin

Danny! Danny! Oh I got him!

Martin

Back! Thou, Shalt Not!

Martin

(angrily) That's ever not!

Martin

Sit Director! (kicks this) Right now! (Danny grabs the director) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (punches Danny) YOU HAD MADE ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!?!

Martin

NOW SIT YOU DAMN BUT DOWN OR YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack

I was surprised that your father didn't call me about you.

Martin

I asked him to stay out of it. I don't want any preferential treatment.

Jack

Good, 'cause you're not getting any.

Martin

I think he's sleeping with her. The way he talks about her and she's climbing that corporate ladder pretty quick.

Jack

He may be in love with her, but he's not sleeping with her. Never even thought about it.

Jack

He's gay.

Martin

What, because he called her a 'fireball'?

Jack

No, 'cause he was checking you out.

Vivian

What time was that taken?

Danny

2:32 A.M.

Vivian

Where's she going?

Danny

Maybe it's a booty call.

Samantha

Your mind is always in the gutter. There was no call.

Danny

Tom Wilkins, 11:48.

Martin

In my experience, there's usually not a three-hour lag between the call and the, uh...delivery.

Martin

So, you want me here?

Jack

Break major protocol on the first day, that's what happens.

Martin

How long does it take to get out of his dog house?

Danny

Depends on the dog.

Samantha

Don't mind Danny. He's just, uh, marking his territory.

Samantha

Lots of little red dots.

Martin

Phone's ringing every 15 seconds. Must be a lot of little brown-haired kids unaccounted for. Look, I know people are trying to be helpful but...for example, this lady? She keeps calling me. She's convinced that she saw Gabe on T.V. this morning ringing the bell to open the stock exchange.

Samantha

Trouble is, just when you think you've got every nutcase in America calling your number that's the exact moment you get a live one.

Martin

Well, one better come in soon, 'cause I'm running out of push-pins.

Jack

Where did you learn that? White collar?

Martin

No, sixth grade swim class.

Samantha

Heard you got a little wet.

Martin

Beats sweating my ass off in the doghouse.

Martin

So I've got three composites on our suspect.

Samantha

White, maybe not white. Brown-haired or balding. Bearded man with a mustache.

Danny

You got to love eyewitnesses. Me, I'll take an old-fashioned grainy security video any day of the week.