Jack, this isn't like the pound, where you can take home the one that wags his tail at you... Or some gay bar where you can... take home the one that wags his tail at you.
“Grace in the Hole” · Season 4, Episode 13
In this episode: Will Truman (3), Karen Walker (1), Grace Adler (1), Jack McFarland (1)
Oh, Grace. You're dating a convict? Does it come to this?
He's not a convict. He is just some guy who did some white-collar real-estate thing and needs to be behind bars for a little while until he learns his lesson.
Oh. Hey, he wouldn't happen to have a brother who's not gay but likes to have sex with men, does he?
Fixing up my dad's girlfriend? Nice. What's next, a cruise with the Korean woman my uncle fathered a child with during the war?
Lamar is...well, he's like me, Kare.
Not allowed to step within 100 feet of Kevin Bacon?
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