Will
Oh, Grace. You're dating a convict? Does it come to this?
Grace
He's not a convict. He is just some guy who did some white-collar real-estate thing and needs to be behind bars for a little while until he learns his lesson.
Will
Oh. Hey, he wouldn't happen to have a brother who's not gay but likes to have sex with men, does he?
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