“The Case of the Purloined Pole” quotes from Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

Jingle bells! Jingle, jingle bells, jingle bells...

Looks like we have Special Agent Claus with us today.

I'm really T'd off this time. I'm really T'd off! That Robo creep is gonna get coal for Christmas this year! First, he stole the North Pole, and then he's in my summer house in Turku, on the shores of the Gulf of Bothnia. First, he scared the reindeer, and then he turned off the northern lights. Ooooooh... I'm mad! (he and his elf return to the alley)

Okay, okay. Ooh! I'd hate to rile that guy! Not a good idea.

Made it. I've vaulted across the Atlantic to the Garden State.

Listen up. They're on to you. Hotfoot it over to the University and blend in at the game.

Game? What kind of game?

You know, football. When you get there, hide in the ivy.

But I'm not in that league.

Just do what I tell you. Leave the thinking to me.

Hey, guys. What's the Word on the Street?

The word is "49,000".

Hey! That's not a word. That's a number!

There's a 49,000-year-old meteor crater near the city of Flagstaff, and it's in the 49th state, Greg.

Hey! No, it's not. It's in the 48th!

Guys, guys, guys.

Sorry, Greg.

It's okay. (exits)

Bye.