(to Val) I've been to a million parties like this when I was Holly's age and they're all the same: girls hanging in one side of the room, guys hanging out on the other side. It's pretty boring until some guy named Chad shows up with beer that he got with a fake I.D. Everyone starts drinking, the two sides merge. Chad hits it off with Holly and tells her that he's thinking of becoming a pro tennis player, she thinks he's cute because he has the kinda hair that looks perfect when he does nothing to it. He offers her a beer, Holly smiles. I'm going to kill this Chad guy when I get my hands on him!
S1 E5Cool Older Sister
(When Val comments about how Holly's skirt is too short) Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't I go see if I have something in my "Amish" drawer?
(to Gary) And then, on the way to school, she said damn. Twice.
VAL?
Uh-huh.
Man, my parents would never let me miss school. You know, for once I would love to NOT win the perfect attendance award.
(laughing) Gary, perfect attendance is something to be proud of.
That's what it said on the sash.
How do we figure out where she is?
Would it be cheating if we read the flyer to the party?
Time to take one for the scrapbook!
What scrapbook?
Time to start a scrapbook!
So, what'd you tell your brother you're using the car for?
To deliver food to old people.
Is that what you told your parents?
Oh, no no no, they'd never believe that. They think I'm at a jump-rope marathon for the Heart Association. They donated $30.
(regarding a spare tire rolling away)
I can't believe it'd roll like that...
Kind of its job.
I'll get it. (goes and then turns around)
What?
I can't do it. I'm afraid.
Of what?
Hobos.
Hobos? Do they even exist?
Girl, yeah, they're making a big comeback!
Gary, why would a hobo do anything to you?
Because they have nothing to lose.
Fine, I'll go get it.
Don't be tempted by their free-spirited lifestyle!
Hey, why is my birthday written on your hand?
Uh... I think the real question is why is mine not written on yours?
S1 E6The Parrot Trap
I can't believe we did this.
I know, and to a poor poor little bird
Like you even like birds!
Oh, be quiet, Gary!
Welcome to my place. The International House of Gary.
KKaren
IHOG?
Oh, you make it sound so cute!
That parrot is my favorite thing in the zoo!
My favorite thing is when the monkeys go off in the corner and... starts enjoying the food pellets!
KKyle
Well aren't you going to give me the bird?
I'd love to give you the bird but I am holding Timmy.
S1 E8Copy That
(after Jake gives Holly a latte) Jake, huh, nice!
Do you want his number?
(to Jake) I kinda get the feeling that you like me and don't get me wrong, I like you too. It's just uh.. if you like "like me, like me" then I have to tell you that I don't like you, like you like me
Why don't you just go for it?
There is nothing to go for. For starters, his last name is "Wood."
So?
So, Holly Wood. Why even go down that road?
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