HorshackHey, Mr. Kotter, are you glad to be back in school?
Arnold, this is the second most painful day in a schoolteacher's life.
HorshackWhat's the first?
Payday.
S4 E1 The Drop-Ins (1)
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A character in Welcome Back, Kotter
Played by Ron Palillo
Welcome Back, Kotter · 91 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Welcome Back, Kotter: in 17 of its 91 quotes
Most scenes with: Julie Kotter (11), Juan Epstein (6), Vinnie Barbarino (6)
HorshackHey, Mr. Kotter, are you glad to be back in school?
Arnold, this is the second most painful day in a schoolteacher's life.
HorshackWhat's the first?
Payday.
Why do you even want this job?
To make a lot of cash money!
I make $68.50 a week and $10 of that goes to Uncle Sam.
HorshackOh, sure, you get your uncle a job here, but not your friends?
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