Juan Epstein quotes from Welcome Back, Kotter

Played by Robert Hegyes · 32 quotes · page 3 of 3

Played by Robert Hegyes

2nd most-quoted character in Welcome Back, Kotter: in 32 of its 91 quotes
Most scenes with: Julie Kotter (19), Freddie Washington (8), Vinnie Barbarino (6)

Scenes with Juan Epstein 27

I have an announcement to make.

Epstein

Is this announcement gonna be good news?

Yes and no.

Oh, wow, man, you better give us the bad news first. [Woodman enters the classroom] Boy, that was fast!

S4 E1 The Drop-Ins (1)

Epstein

I'm workin' with inferior equipment here!

BBeau

Yeah, your hands and your brain!

S4 E18 The Sweat Smell of Success