Cop and Andy in “Lude Awakening”

Sir, you do realize you just rolled through a stop sign?

Nice bike. Did your horse die?

Sir –

You must be in killer shape. Let me see your quads man.

May I see your driver's license and registration please.

When you arrest people do you ride ‘em in on your handlebars or do they just sit on the back with their arms around you?

Step out of the car.

Oh, come on. Seriously? I'm just having fun. You're a cop in bike shorts. It's adorable.

I have a gun.

Cool, I'm cool.