Heylia
Oh, you poor schmuck, you just played wrong (lays down a domino). That's a boat!
Nancy
Wait, a boat is when the four ends add up to 20?
Heylia
A boat is when I spank this boy's black ass for thinking he all that with his three switchin' bitches.
Nancy
Three switchin' bitches?
Conrad
It's 15. And a boat is 20. Stop fuckin' with her, she's just tryin' to learn the game.
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